
March 16, 2010
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Steve tries to work out who from Janet's family might be using their guest room this week. Then he discusses Tiger's return to The Masters and his new Jack Nicklaus golf instruction video.
Steve shares the tale of Elizabeth Barnes, the woman who got into a car accident while shaving her bikini zone. Then he plays some 888-GOB-HOMO voicemails.
Matt Dahl calls in before him and his band, Pet Lions, leaves for Austin's South by Southwest festival. Then Steve reads the greatest cease and desist letter ever from Joe Walsh's lawyer to Joe Walsh, U.S. Congress candidate.
"Phil Mickelson should avoid shirts that highlight his man boobs. He could work at Hooters with those things!"
"Tiger's sex scandal just made golf cooler. It's no longer a game for old men but also horny young men."
"I get fired by trainers and coaches a lot, not because of my attitude but because they're embarrassed by me."
"The new moneymaker is going to be people saying their car is out of control, then suing the car company."
"The image of Ed Silha smoking Cohiba minis will be in my head forever."
