November 2, 2009

Release Date: 
Monday, November 2, 2009
On Today's Show: 

Jeff Joniak calls in to talk about yesterday’s unconvincing Bears victory. He tries to make Steve feel better about beating the Browns. Jeff runs through a typical game day for him and Tom, it makes Steve tired just thinking about it.
 
Steve talks about his fallback career as a pizza maker. He also calls Janet, who accused him of eating 200 of her candy bars. Steve tells the story of his first bed wetting over the summer, which he alluded to on Friday.
 
Steve plays some 888-GOB-HOMO voicemails. Then he cracks his wedding ring while trying to get it back into a round shape. A caller suggests a Dick Stanfel Christmas album.

Show Log: 

“Yesterday’s Bears win was like getting lucky but with the ugliest girl in the bar.”

"I would like to learn how to make pizza, I think it would be a great fallback career for me.

"Having 500 candy bars in my house is the same thing as having crack and a prostitute here."

"When I wet the bed over the summer Janet did everything short of hanging the sheets out of the front window."

"Eric Karros has Blago hair and I do not like anyone who spends that much time on their hair."