In The Words Of Hawk Harrelson: MRSA

It is indeed a sad and sorry day when I am using exercise as a reward, but that’s what it’s come down to today. I’ve DahlCasted and written by Tribune article for Wednesday’s paper. After I blog, I’m planning on rewarding myself with an hour’s worth of cardio at the gym. I’d walk outside, but it’s raining here in FL and I don’t want to risk nighttime exercising on rain soaked streets with the Florida drivers. They are either too old and incompetent or young and impatient. I average one near miss a day, and that’s when the weather is good. I understand the impatient drivers because I am often one myself. The old people here are not only slow, but they are also oblivious as to the hazard that they are causing. By far the worse drivers down here are the ones who bring their cars down with them from Quebec. They are not only old, but they are mean too (French).

Well, that’s the end of my Steve Dahl work for today. I’m off to the gym. A sign on the door said that we all needed to have a towel by February 1st or we wouldn’t be allowed to workout. I guess I’ll bring a damned towel. I only have guest towels that seem the appropriate size. They are gold too. That seems like it will look gay, but whatever. It’s all so I can just rub my sweat around on the equipment anyway. It doesn’t really clean or disinfect anything. What kind of a gym makes you bring a towel? A cheap low life Florida gym, that’s what kind. And believe me, that’s the only kind of gym that they have down here. This place is a Godforsaken no-man’s land even on the best of days. The rainy ones really suck. I just looked up sports towels on Amazon and came across this video.I just looked up sports towels on Amazon and came across this video. I ordered some of these towels, but they are backordered, so maybe a lot of gyms are making people bring towels and creating a panic. The spokesman kind of creeps me out more than the MERSA and staph infections.