Jumbo Shrimp Invaders From Outerspace

I have been eating shrimp like it’s going out of style because my ‘Lose It’ iPhone app says that I don’t eat enough protein. Shrimp is all protein but it has a lot of cholesterol, so if I have a grabber, that’s why. After eating a tons of shrimp, everything starts to taste different (metallic). I have this odd craving for a Stouffer’s Spinach Soufflé. Maybe I am pregnant. I have had a tough time finding the soufflés at the local Publix supermarket. I’d blame it on the onslaught of the Lenten season, but what do I know? I think I might head out on search of some right now. That will make for an action-packed Tuesday night for me. I’ve had a good day. A good workout this morning, a shutter purchase for the guest bedroom after the podcast, and some patio furniture shopping in the late afternoon. The girl who sold me the furniture had on the shortest skirt I’ve ever seen in a non-sexual retail situation. It was really bordering on inappropriate, but I am not a big believer in inappropriate as it turns out. I don’t think that it made me buy any more than I wanted to, but I definitely left the store without an itemized bill of sale and a few questions about what I had bought. I’ll have Stephanie call her in the morning and get the actual information (model numbers and whatnot) and change the color of the frames from white to antique white.

As I said on the DahlCast today, I am actually starting to show up on my own gaydar.